easter is cancelled

Written by jlgaddis on March 27, 2005 – 5:03 am -

It is my sad duty to report that at approximately 7.36am this morning the Easter Bunny was struck and killed while attempting to cross the road to hide easter eggs. While this means that Easter will have to be cancelled this year, the Easter Bunny committee ensures us that they are currently in talks to choose a successor for the next year.

It is our recommendation that you simply tell your children that the Easter Bunny must have gotten lost, but that he will return next year.

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