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GOOD:

In Richardson, Texas, a State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting any. Then, he discovered the problem. A 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign which read “RADAR TRAP AHEAD!” The officer later found an accomplice further up the road with a hand-painted sign that read “TIPS!” and a bucket full of money.

BETTER:

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent back a photograph of $40. The police responded with a picture of handcuffs.

BEST:

A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas, for speeding. As the Texas State Trooper approached her car flipping open his ticket book, she said “I bet you’re going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball.” He replied, “The Texas State Police don’t have balls.” There was a moment of awkward silence as she smiled and he realized what he’d just said. He then closed his ticket book, got back into his patrol car and drove off.

No idea if they’re true or not, but a good laugh nonetheless (unless you work for the Texas State Police, I guess).