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So this evening I’m minding my own business with a friend at a downtown location when a woman I met one night recently saw me and launched into a pitch that began with the most unusual opening line:

HER:  "JEREMY!  Hi, it's Gwen!  Remember?  I called you last week on your cell
phone and you said 'How did you get this number?' and hung up on me?"

ME:  "Um, oh, yeah.  I do remember."

HER:  "Yeah.  Well, anyway, I wanted to know..."

P.S. It didn’t go so well for her this time either.