Today is (was) Patch Tuesday.

I’m glad that I’m not using [MICROSOFT PRODUCT]. The latest [VIRUS/WORM/TROJAN] exploits a [FLAW/BUG/BACKDOOR] in [MICROSOFT PRODUCT], and it [DOES/DOESN'T] use Outlook and the stupidity of users. Luckily, I’m running [FREE ALTERNATIVE TO MICROSOFT PRODUCT], so I’m not at risk. In fact, [FREE ALTERNATIVE TO MICROSOFT PRODUCT] has protected me from [ANY INTEGER OVER 200,000] [VIRUSES/WORMS/TROJANS].

And just look at the [HUNDREDS/THOUSANDS/MILLIONS/BILLIONS] of dollars that we’ve saved.