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ZOMG A VIRUS WTF!?

September 30, 2010

While catching up on my RSS feeds, I read “Hack School” on “The Daily WTF”: He landed at the admin page of the site. It was little more than a CGI based file manager, but in 1998, that was wizardry for a school website. As limited as it was, it offered to let him modify […]

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Scientific Inquiry Into Santa Claus

December 19, 2009

As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) – I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus. 1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, […]

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10 Things Your IT Guy Wants You to Know

May 31, 2009

1. If you come to me to ask technical questions, please don’t argue when you don’t like my answer. If you think you know more about what you’re asking than I do, then why even ask? On that same note, if I am arguing with you, it’s because I’m certain that I am correct; otherwise […]

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You know you’re a computer security guy when…

April 9, 2009

No idea where this originated, but I received it several months ago via e-mail. For your enjoyment… You know you’re a computer security guy (or girl) when… You not only lock your laptop with a physical cable leash, but you change the combination of the lock when it’s not in use so that it can’t […]

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ERROR: STRING NOT FOUND

January 8, 2009

Capital One’s home page says that they redesigned their home page. It’s “Designed with you in mind”. I’m not so sure. Click the picture for the full-size image: Thanks to whomever sent it in to The Daily WTF!

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‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the LAN…

December 24, 2008

I’d love to give credit for this because it’s so awesome, but I have no idea where it originated.

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My Holiday Out of Office AutoReply

December 23, 2008

If you were to e-mail me over the holidays, you’d get a response like this. Unfortunately, I had to “tone it down” a bit (couldn’t make it as funny as I would have liked).

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The sysadmin’s alphabet

December 22, 2008

“A” is for Arrogance, properly done. “B” is for Bastard, the New Zealand one. “C” is for Cynic, jaded and tired; it’s also for Caffeine, which keeps us all wired. “D” for Delete, we’ll do it to you; “E” for 31337, the skr1pt-k1ddie’s due. “F” is for Format(1M), we use it on disks, “G” is […]

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Programmers vs. the Universe

November 24, 2008

“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.” –Unknown I have no idea where this quote originated; if you do, let me know so that I can give proper credit.

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Warning from the Help Desk

July 8, 2008
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